I haven't written shit on here since like 1983, and yet I'm still getting dozens of hits a day on this ridiculous internets www blog diary journal notebook. What is the deal? And more importantly, how can I profit off of you weirdos? I'm serious. I need money.
K thx bye.
Oh and leave a comment telling me who you are and how you got here, so I can market my moneymaking scheme to the proper demographic group.
K thx bye really this time.
HIZZY TO THE MA-JIZZY, SHIZZY.
LET IT GO ALREADY.
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18 comments:
Did I beat Dr. Zibbs in commenting here? I did? Good! As far as demographics, just start writing again, you're really good at it, the rest (money) will follow I'm sure!
Hi, I'm Dr. Zibbs and I got here by teleportation device.
Hi, I'm WWW and I got here because I have nowhere to stay tonight and it's cold. May I sleep in your blog? I'll earn my keep by chasing away that fucking Chinese dude that keeps leaving comments.
Excuse me, is anybody here? There used to be this little lady that lived here. Last anybody heard from her she had skunked me in a football pool last year...
Dude! You finally got out on parole! Well done. All that kissing up to the warden DOES pay dividends.
Red Was Here.
What the hell is a blog?
I always come here because you have the best word verifications in the business.
Mermanda's the name. Got here through Google Maps. (Mapquest sux!)
I googled "pirate brats" and got you. You're a lesbian right?
I was here.
I'm The Shadow and how I got here, only The Shadow knows.
Nice to hear from you, stranger.
Coitus.
Say Goodbye list of fav blogs: http://catherinette.wordpress.com/yay/
So post something already.
I am just waiting for Pistols at Dawn.
hooray, your writings on theater and writing much missed!
Hello,
I have a question about your blog. Please email me!
Thanks,
David
You were always funnier than me and I found that uncomfortable. Even more uncomfortable than narrating gay sex acts, which, for the record? Pretty uncomfortable. Haven't spoken in ages. Post here, so that I may yet graze shamelessly, llama-like, on the grassy details of your life,
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