Hey you know what's totally awesome? I haven't written shit on this blog in, like, eight years or something and yet it's STILL lots better than your blog.
Man. Seriously. How awesome is that.
P.S. Visit Fuck You, Penguin because if you don't the terrorists win. And also because it's funny and you will laugh and then thank me and I can be all like, "Well, you're welcome, it's the least I could do," and then maybe you'll send me a follow-up thank you note in the mail and I can hang it on my refrigerator.
