Blatant Copyright Infringement is the Sincerest Form of Flattery

So, I get this email tonight from a very lovely reader, Tara. Okay, fine, fine, I use the term "reader" loosely, as there's been nothing to fucking read on this sad, sad web diary in about 43 years now. But, uh, anyway, back to the story, jerkoff. She wrote to alert me to another blog that has apparently stolen my material, word for word.

I'm pretty sure I should be mad or something. Pissed, even. I mean, it took me literally minutes to type some of this shit into a white box and press publish, and someone just goes all willy-nilly copyin' and pastin' this beautiful masterpiece onto their cheap ass webspace? What. The. Hell. Yo? Some people might call that COPYRIGHTING INFRINGEMENTATIONING???? HELLO????

But I can't get over it. I'm ridiculously flattered, I think. I almost wrote a thank you letter to this dumb pilferer, whose name, god strike me with lightning if I am lying, is "IMA WHITEY." Dear oh dear.

Plus, they weren't even bright enough to steal the good material. Oh shut up, there has been good material on here. God I really hate you sometimes.

So, anyway, if you ever get tired of me never updating this space, head on over to It's All In My Head, where It's All Been Fucking Written Before On Someone Else's Goddamn Blog.

Proof: My post. Their post. My post. Their post.

Awesome.