Hey you know what's totally awesome? I haven't written shit on this blog in, like, eight years or something and yet it's STILL lots better than your blog.
Man. Seriously. How awesome is that.
P.S. Visit Fuck You, Penguin because if you don't the terrorists win. And also because it's funny and you will laugh and then thank me and I can be all like, "Well, you're welcome, it's the least I could do," and then maybe you'll send me a follow-up thank you note in the mail and I can hang it on my refrigerator.
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Holy shit - I don't even read blogs any more and I'm the first to comment here! That's the fucking balls, motherfucker!
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
Oh, shit, never mind.
Also, as an added bonus to anyone who leaves me a comment, here's my favorite quote of the day, as spotted on someone else's blog:
"Retarded people repell [sic] lightning so stand near one if you hear thunder." - Dr Zibbs
Leave that little bitch's blog alone. She has ten times the rainbows you do in your blog, PLUS she posts more than once every solar eclipse.
Whatever. Hater.
Your 'alive check' has passed, see you again in 3 months, right?
What Poobomber said.
How come you never plug my blog? You're always telling everyone to read this blog and that blog...do I have to buy ad space? Or do I have to have a penis? Because both could be arranged.
I think it's the eyepatch that makes your blog better. maybe I need to get one.
Also, Fuck You Penguin is the bomb.
Should be called "A Little Bit Better Than Your Blog" until the savior returns or you post again.
Fuck You Penguin is amazing. Why can't I come up with crap like that?
Sure, taunt us with your presence then don't show up for months again. You're just like my Dad, only you don't ask for money.
Thanks for the link to a blog that actually has new material more than once every 6 months.
Yes, your blog is slightly better than mine, but now I know where to come to steal ideas from...
Doc
I've been reading that FU blog for a while. Does anyone know who writes it?
Also, I wrote a post about a tapir months ago and they just wrote on the other day. Somethings fishy with that.
And one more thing.
Boner.
I see you are able to sit up and take nourishment now. When do they pull the tubes out of your mouth?
I am assuming you have been in the hospital after some horrific crash, because it's the ONLY FUCKING EXCUSE FOR BEING OUT OF OUR LIVES FOR SO LONG!!!
OK, I am all better now...
Show off.
You are right! Your blog is sooo much better. Even McGone commented.
I thought you were dead.
Or at least passed out in a gutter somewhere, stinking of strange combination of cheap whiskey and sailor.
That little bitch looks like one of those beauty queen kids to me. Fuck them, they totally need to be brought down a peg or two.
Hey, careful! You're gonna blow the whole "Witless Relocation Program" thing. Now we ALL know you're alive and well in Grand Forks, ND.
and i thought you were in gitmo, tidying up the place
Falwless, were we on a break? Yes, I miss you and your awesomeness.
You know I have mad love for you, dawg, but I'm with Beckeye. I've got a spare penis around here if you'll plug my blog. Ok, you don't have to plug it but at least visit me sometime. ;)
By the way, you have me totally hooked on Fuck You, Penguin now. So much so that I'm completely over you! This was the best break-up ever!
Hey, that's my DAUGHTER, asshole!
Kidding. You're still better.
Man, I was wondering why your blog was better than mine. Clearly, I'm dropping the ball on making fun of retarded people and little kids.
I like your style.
BM
What the hell does "BM" mean? Bowel movement?
I have an Idea, why don't you start blogging again. At least then you will suck a little less than you do now.
Love
That is awesome...................but now I feel .......well ....now I feel like a loser
Thanks.......I will now go have a good cry drink some wine and have sex.in that order
Maybe if I take pictures and post them on my blog I might get more comments.
But no link to Grant Miller Media? I deeply offended.
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