Thursday, March 26, 2009

Still Lots Better

Hey you know what's totally awesome? I haven't written shit on this blog in, like, eight years or something and yet it's STILL lots better than your blog.

Man. Seriously. How awesome is that.


Don't even get me started on this little bitch's blog.



P.S. Visit Fuck You, Penguin because if you don't the terrorists win. And also because it's funny and you will laugh and then thank me and I can be all like, "Well, you're welcome, it's the least I could do," and then maybe you'll send me a follow-up thank you note in the mail and I can hang it on my refrigerator.

33 comments:

McGone said...

Holy shit - I don't even read blogs any more and I'm the first to comment here! That's the fucking balls, motherfucker!

Falwless said...

FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

Falwless said...

Oh, shit, never mind.

Falwless said...

Also, as an added bonus to anyone who leaves me a comment, here's my favorite quote of the day, as spotted on someone else's blog:

"Retarded people repell [sic] lightning so stand near one if you hear thunder." - Dr Zibbs

words words words said...

Leave that little bitch's blog alone. She has ten times the rainbows you do in your blog, PLUS she posts more than once every solar eclipse.

Falwless said...

Whatever. Hater.

Poobomber said...

Your 'alive check' has passed, see you again in 3 months, right?

Some Guy said...

What Poobomber said.

BeckEye said...

How come you never plug my blog? You're always telling everyone to read this blog and that blog...do I have to buy ad space? Or do I have to have a penis? Because both could be arranged.

Soda and Candy said...

I think it's the eyepatch that makes your blog better. maybe I need to get one.

Also, Fuck You Penguin is the bomb.

Tony Alva said...

Should be called "A Little Bit Better Than Your Blog" until the savior returns or you post again.

red said...

Fuck You Penguin is amazing. Why can't I come up with crap like that?

The Imaginary Reviewer said...

Sure, taunt us with your presence then don't show up for months again. You're just like my Dad, only you don't ask for money.

Gwen said...

Thanks for the link to a blog that actually has new material more than once every 6 months.

Doc said...

Yes, your blog is slightly better than mine, but now I know where to come to steal ideas from...

Doc

Dr Zibbs said...

I've been reading that FU blog for a while. Does anyone know who writes it?

Also, I wrote a post about a tapir months ago and they just wrote on the other day. Somethings fishy with that.

Dr Zibbs said...

And one more thing.

Boner.

SkylersDad said...

I see you are able to sit up and take nourishment now. When do they pull the tubes out of your mouth?

I am assuming you have been in the hospital after some horrific crash, because it's the ONLY FUCKING EXCUSE FOR BEING OUT OF OUR LIVES FOR SO LONG!!!

OK, I am all better now...

Jon said...

Show off.

Candy's daily Dandy said...

You are right! Your blog is sooo much better. Even McGone commented.

catherinette said...

I thought you were dead.

Or at least passed out in a gutter somewhere, stinking of strange combination of cheap whiskey and sailor.

Anna Russell said...

That little bitch looks like one of those beauty queen kids to me. Fuck them, they totally need to be brought down a peg or two.

Chris said...

Hey, careful! You're gonna blow the whole "Witless Relocation Program" thing. Now we ALL know you're alive and well in Grand Forks, ND.

Distributorcap said...

and i thought you were in gitmo, tidying up the place

J. Hi said...

Falwless, were we on a break? Yes, I miss you and your awesomeness.

You know I have mad love for you, dawg, but I'm with Beckeye. I've got a spare penis around here if you'll plug my blog. Ok, you don't have to plug it but at least visit me sometime. ;)

BeckEye said...

By the way, you have me totally hooked on Fuck You, Penguin now. So much so that I'm completely over you! This was the best break-up ever!

dguzman said...

Hey, that's my DAUGHTER, asshole!

Kidding. You're still better.

Kimizzy said...

Man, I was wondering why your blog was better than mine. Clearly, I'm dropping the ball on making fun of retarded people and little kids.

I like your style.

Dr Zibbs said...

BM

Falwless said...

What the hell does "BM" mean? Bowel movement?

Son of a Thomas said...

I have an Idea, why don't you start blogging again. At least then you will suck a little less than you do now.

Love

Keeper Of All Things said...

That is awesome...................but now I feel .......well ....now I feel like a loser
Thanks.......I will now go have a good cry drink some wine and have sex.in that order
Maybe if I take pictures and post them on my blog I might get more comments.

Grant Miller said...

But no link to Grant Miller Media? I deeply offended.