Thursday, June 5, 2008

Craigslist Find Of The Week

ANNOUNCEMENT TIME!

I'm starting a new weekly feature! The Craigslist Find Of The Week!

I know what you're saying. You've seen this feature elsewhere. Well you know what? Chicken butt, asshole. Now shut your mouth.

So, it's very straightforward -- every week I will post a new listing that I personally found with my very own two eyes (I won't glom onto others' found treasure, I promise). The listing will be either funny or funny slash disturbing slash what in the sam hell is this. And, from what I've seen of Craigslist, this should take me approximately 32 seconds each week. So, hey, perfect little feature for the lazy blogger. Win-win, people. Win-win.

Now, for this first installment I am going to cheat. I know, I know. I apologize. I just thought of this feature and I'm at work. And Craigslist is blocked. Plus some loser just sent me this listing and it pretty much made my entire day week month. So, this isn't a personal find, but from here on out each one will be! Swearsies.

Anyway, without further ado, I present the inaugural Craigslist Find Of The Week! PLEASE ENJOY!

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29 comments:

BeckEye said...

That has to be fake. But if it's not...damn, I wish I were an older man.

The Imaginary Reviewer said...

It's probably a really effective Microsoft advertising campaign. I bet if you contact him you'll be put on a Windows Vista mailing list or something.

doorknob_dan said...

Every day that goes on, I'm more astounded by the things that appear on the web.

And slightly turned on.

Falwless said...

TIR: hahahahhahaha.

fran said...

That's just...wow. But the most disturbing thing to me is that yet again Philly is the butt of a joke. If people aren't bitching about our sports fans, they're complaining that we're all turned on by stomping toy trains with other dudes and eating frozen crab meat.

Falwless said...

fran--This was your ad, wasn't it?

Blowing Shit Up With Gas said...

It's TOO weird to be fake.

Franki said...

1. what's "jo"?

2. what's "HO"?

3. how does one stomp around and kick stuff without breaking it? this would be good info.

4. i can't even frame a proper question about the imitation crab meat.

mixednut said...

He wants a guy to come over for mutual touching, BUT he's not gay? O-K.

Red said...

Sure. This guy gets to procreate!

fort knocks said...

Dad?

Red said...

Wow. I'm usually proud to claim Philly Metro. Not today. *sigh*

Falwless said...

franki--jo = jack off. HO I had to look up - apparently it's a scale for model trains.

Falwless said...

fk--that made me laugh almost harder than the ad.

Jon said...

A. I'm pretty sure if you invite a dude over to JO in front of you, that means you're gay.

B. I love that he has to sweeten the deal with imitation crab meat. Like there's someone out there who's on the fence. "You know, I'm not sure I'm into homoerotic Godzilla fantasies, but I sure am hungry!"

Falwless said...

hahahahahaha Jon

doorknob_dan said...

HAHAHA Jon, I ruptured my liver from laughing, HAHAHAH

Suze's Sass said...

I always cringe a little when Philly is mentioned. Relieved to know it wasn't one of my relatives....this time.

teamslinger said...

holy smokes I LOVE trains! And imitation crab meat! I need to get on craigslist more often!

katrocket said...

That ad is hilarious enough on its own, but the crabmeat bonus is brilliant. Oh, and the "I'm not gay" disclaimer. Really funny - I like this new feature of yours.

Chris said...

"Republican Councilman Gus 'Spunky' O'Brien, who successfully ran on a platform of family values, sees his re-election chances slip away due to an ill-advised ad on Craig's List. O'Brien's wife vowed to stand next to him in shame at his press conference scheduled for 2 p.m. Eastern."

J. Hi said...

OMG, that guys looks like Captain Kangaroo!

pistols at dawn said...

Jon - exactly. My first thought was also, "If you're inviting someone over for the gay sexuals, and it's not your meat, but crab meat that you're using as bait, you're either a clever fisherman or hung like a mosquito."

I am always thinking about cock, in summation.

enc said...

My sister e-mailed me from out of state to point out this post. Hilarious!

I've seen your comments around the bloggerhood, and have always meant to stop by, so here I am!

Love it.

Falwless said...

enc--So glad you came by! :) That this is the first post you encountered on this blog makes me thrilled. I wouldn't bother with any of the other entries--this really is the pinnacle.

SkylersDad said...

I am really looking forward to this series, and do I get to wear my Godzilla mask?

Dale said...

I'm intrigued by the crop circles around his nipples.

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