ANNOUNCEMENT TIME!
I'm starting a new weekly feature! The Craigslist Find Of The Week!
I know what you're saying. You've seen this feature elsewhere. Well you know what? Chicken butt, asshole. Now shut your mouth.
So, it's very straightforward -- every week I will post a new listing that I personally found with my very own two eyes (I won't glom onto others' found treasure, I promise). The listing will be either funny or funny slash disturbing slash what in the sam hell is this. And, from what I've seen of Craigslist, this should take me approximately 32 seconds each week. So, hey, perfect little feature for the lazy blogger. Win-win, people. Win-win.
Now, for this first installment I am going to cheat. I know, I know. I apologize. I just thought of this feature and I'm at work. And Craigslist is blocked. Plus some loser just sent me this listing and it pretty much made my entireday week month. So, this isn't a personal find, but from here on out each one will be! Swearsies.
Anyway, without further ado, I present the inaugural Craigslist Find Of The Week! PLEASE ENJOY!
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I'm starting a new weekly feature! The Craigslist Find Of The Week!
I know what you're saying. You've seen this feature elsewhere. Well you know what? Chicken butt, asshole. Now shut your mouth.
So, it's very straightforward -- every week I will post a new listing that I personally found with my very own two eyes (I won't glom onto others' found treasure, I promise). The listing will be either funny or funny slash disturbing slash what in the sam hell is this. And, from what I've seen of Craigslist, this should take me approximately 32 seconds each week. So, hey, perfect little feature for the lazy blogger. Win-win, people. Win-win.
Now, for this first installment I am going to cheat. I know, I know. I apologize. I just thought of this feature and I'm at work. And Craigslist is blocked. Plus some loser just sent me this listing and it pretty much made my entire
Anyway, without further ado, I present the inaugural Craigslist Find Of The Week! PLEASE ENJOY!
29 comments:
That has to be fake. But if it's not...damn, I wish I were an older man.
It's probably a really effective Microsoft advertising campaign. I bet if you contact him you'll be put on a Windows Vista mailing list or something.
Every day that goes on, I'm more astounded by the things that appear on the web.
And slightly turned on.
TIR: hahahahhahaha.
That's just...wow. But the most disturbing thing to me is that yet again Philly is the butt of a joke. If people aren't bitching about our sports fans, they're complaining that we're all turned on by stomping toy trains with other dudes and eating frozen crab meat.
fran--This was your ad, wasn't it?
It's TOO weird to be fake.
1. what's "jo"?
2. what's "HO"?
3. how does one stomp around and kick stuff without breaking it? this would be good info.
4. i can't even frame a proper question about the imitation crab meat.
He wants a guy to come over for mutual touching, BUT he's not gay? O-K.
Sure. This guy gets to procreate!
Dad?
Wow. I'm usually proud to claim Philly Metro. Not today. *sigh*
franki--jo = jack off. HO I had to look up - apparently it's a scale for model trains.
fk--that made me laugh almost harder than the ad.
A. I'm pretty sure if you invite a dude over to JO in front of you, that means you're gay.
B. I love that he has to sweeten the deal with imitation crab meat. Like there's someone out there who's on the fence. "You know, I'm not sure I'm into homoerotic Godzilla fantasies, but I sure am hungry!"
hahahahahaha Jon
HAHAHA Jon, I ruptured my liver from laughing, HAHAHAH
I always cringe a little when Philly is mentioned. Relieved to know it wasn't one of my relatives....this time.
holy smokes I LOVE trains! And imitation crab meat! I need to get on craigslist more often!
That ad is hilarious enough on its own, but the crabmeat bonus is brilliant. Oh, and the "I'm not gay" disclaimer. Really funny - I like this new feature of yours.
"Republican Councilman Gus 'Spunky' O'Brien, who successfully ran on a platform of family values, sees his re-election chances slip away due to an ill-advised ad on Craig's List. O'Brien's wife vowed to stand next to him in shame at his press conference scheduled for 2 p.m. Eastern."
OMG, that guys looks like Captain Kangaroo!
Jon - exactly. My first thought was also, "If you're inviting someone over for the gay sexuals, and it's not your meat, but crab meat that you're using as bait, you're either a clever fisherman or hung like a mosquito."
I am always thinking about cock, in summation.
My sister e-mailed me from out of state to point out this post. Hilarious!
I've seen your comments around the bloggerhood, and have always meant to stop by, so here I am!
Love it.
enc--So glad you came by! :) That this is the first post you encountered on this blog makes me thrilled. I wouldn't bother with any of the other entries--this really is the pinnacle.
I am really looking forward to this series, and do I get to wear my Godzilla mask?
I'm intrigued by the crop circles around his nipples.
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